Son: Dad, you’re 50 now. That’s crazy. Like, half of your life is already over.

Dad: You ain’t up for getting many damn Xmas gifts this year are you?

Son: No, it’s just… Not too many people live to be 100.

Dad: You interrupting me watching The Godfather for this?

Son: It’s just that you’ve lived half your life already and I only knew you for fifteen of them.

Dad: Well… I’m still here now. So maybe you should listen more to what I tell you.

Son: Oh. Yeah…